Many times I am called Sasquatch or Bigfoot. I do not believe its because of my quite large muscular stature. But it is this perception of associating hairy figures with the mystical creature of the forest. I wait for the day I’m trouncing through the woods hunting in my ghillie suit and an unsuspecting birder photo’s my hairy ass.
If you have ever watched Finding Bigfoot, you will know this is quite possible. If you haven’t watched this show, do it, do it now! It’s a comedy, not a real comedy, but quite comical in the “don’t take it too serious” comedy way.
Our imaginations and lack of survival instincts tend to enlarge creatures of the woods. This is very evident after ten minutes of watching Finding Bigfoot. I’m approximately 6’1″ 225lbs. Let someone see me, not know I’m quasi-human, and see what happens. Instantaneous famousness will ensue in magnificent proportions relative to the famousness I incur now.
All you have to do is make your story so unbelievably ridiculous, that Bigfeet searchers will believe it’s too unbelievable to be a falsification.
Bigfoot Squatches like over fried organic egg whites. If you really want todo some real Squatch hunting, use that as bait
See, it could happen
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