It is no surprise or coincidence that beards typically have large body sizes. The majority of beards could probably stand to lose a pound or two. Those bearders who are of the persuasion of being of the chunky persuasion do not envy those who might be a bit more fit.
As I run across diets that tickle my fancy, I wanted to pass along the information. I, me, myself, Paul, in no way am I suggesting the use or implementation of any diet. This is just informing those willing to accept information. I for one, do not believe in “diets”.
I have never done this diet, but it does not look that awesome. The Grapefruit Diet. If you are an active person, DO NOT DO THIS DIET! Caloric intake is 800-1000 calories a day. That’s some bullshit right there. If the most exercise you get in a day is waking up and walking to the potty, then you can probably live through this diet. Uber active folk, y’all gonna perish.
Just to be clear. I damn love Grapefruit!
I do not know why I am talking about this right now, it is kind of weird. But I’m just gonna go with it. So ya’ll read along and just go with it too. I promise you will not know anything more than before you started reading. But I always say all the time that, “you can’t waste anything that you can’t wipe up with a wash rag.” In other words, no matter how uninformative this information based conversation is, you won’t waste any time or anything reading it. In other words, to the last other words, it is worth your time to give up some time to gain the knowledge that you want to gain. Ok.
If you exercise, hopefully you know about caloric replacement with healthy calories.
The information I gathered about the Grapefruit Diet is from Web MD. Which is on the internet, so there is no way in hell it’s wrong, because not only is it on the internet, I Googled it and Google is never wrong.
Here is the Web MD link for the Grapefruit Diet
Down near the bottom of the article is another article about Birth Control Options for Busy Moms. I’m not too caught up on my birth control knowledge right now. They make BC specifically for ‘busy” moms? And by “busy” do they mean “forgetful”? That’s what I think they mean. Ya’ll should call and demand an explanation.
On another note, dealing with the same note of dieting. Ya’ll make a conscientious educated decision and do what ever the hell ya’ll want.
Lemme go see if I can find a picture that I can some way tie into this conversation and it be irrelevant.
Here it is. This will work. Heyyyooo. Some will. Some won’t.
Egg and berries.
YOLO is only applicable if you don’t die.
No Shave Never
Paul
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