Beard’s Friday is Saturday

Posted: February 1, 2013 in Humor, Life, Random
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Today, for most people, is Friday. The beginning of the weekend. Well for me today is Saturday. But only for about ten more weeks, then Saturday is Friday, Sunday is Saturday and Monday is Sunday. See how that works. Confused? Well, I really don’t care how you feel because it ain’t worth shit to even not be confused because you probably don’t have to work it.

So this week was a good one. The beard actually looks like it has made some noticeable growth in regards to the longevity department. I was alerted to this possibility by my unsuspecting wife, because she told me it was time for a trim. She was met with a small bit of joy, which caught her by surprise. I was also alerted/berated about the length of my hair. It is quite long, longer than my hair as ever been, long. I love it. I can do so many things with it now. Things that I yet know not how to do.


Like braiding and wrapping and combing and hair drying and other shit along the same lines. I can, when needed put that shit in a bunch. But thats only when we are burning or I’m working out. I can’t bring that mess home, nu uh Sara would have my hide. The one thing that I can’t seem to figure out is washing this mess. I wash it, but I continuously get shampoo all up in my ears. Mainly when I rinse.

Tried to blow dry my hair once. That was a disaster. That is an art and a talent. I could not run the brush and the hair dryer at the same time.

These are reasons why I am a country fellow. And my hair looks awesome naturally natural too.

I have been wanting to change my avi, but there is no picture that rivals how awesome that one is. My beard is so much better than in that picture, because thats over a year ago. But the wolf shirt and grenade make it so much more than just a photo.

Time for me to get on outta here. We are going to take Baby Gurr to Chuckie Cheese’s for her birthday. At 0900 in the morning, because that is when they open. I think it’s safe to say, we won’t have to wait in any lines. Then it’s off to build – a – bear. Were she will make a stuffed animal that Stoney the dog will have to be reminded 1 million times that it is not his.

Follow me on Twitter @paulheels. It’s entertaining, a bit more regular than the blog.

Check out this website. Been following these guys on Twitter.
Beards raising money for churrins!

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  1. paulheels says:

    Twitter stalking is acceptable! We had a grand time at the Rats pizza house. Hope yins had uh goodun too.


  2. paulheels says:

    Thanks for reading! Keep on keeping and pass it along! Yes, Sara is great. Because she puts up with alot more than the hair.


  3. rebecca2000 says:

    I already follow(stalk) you on twitter. I like that photo. Have fun a chucky steals my cheese. I am going on a date with hubby.


  4. Hilary Pratt says:

    Reading this makes me laugh every single time. I can just imagine you with the blow dryer and hair brush. Sara is a good woman to put up with all that hair! And I am sure it makes your mother crazy.


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