Beards Tweeting on The Twitter

Posted: February 11, 2013 in Humor, Life, Random
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The Twitter, or just Twitter. It is an amazing amazing amazing awesome social interface platform. Way much more better than the Facebook. But as is everything, it is for some people and not for others. There are differences in social ideology that make this strife between these two social media moguls liked and hated all at the same time by different folk at the same time.

The Twitter. Awesomeness packaged into a small simple package that allows for the person to tweet their thoughts in 140 characters. Makes you get to the point much quickerer, so, makes the reading aspect of the status updates much easier and more enjoyable to read. Twitter is for folks who like to update their status often. Whatever is on your mind at this time can be relayed to those followers, most of the time with the knowledge that you will not be scorned by said followers. Twitter is for the frequent updates.

Facebook. Great for catching up with old friends. Great for sharing pictures, when the stupid “photo upload” actually works. If you are a frequent status updater, be prepared to have your ass handed to you by your followers. It is unwritten rule, law, and will of the gods, that you will be chastised for frequent updates. No matter how awesome they might be.

This leads me into a rant about social media. You jack asses who complain about your privacy on social media, THERE IS NO PRIVACY. That is the whole point of the platform. If you do not like it, you can always leave.

Speaking on leaving, if you do not like what someone tweets or how often they tweet, you can U N F O L L O W those people. And if you do, you do not have to announce it to the world. Because this decision you just made is not as important as you just made it. No one cares as much as you do and this now makes you a hypocrite, because now you are status updating too damn much, the thing that you just unfollowed said person for.

I love how “unfollowing” has become “the thing to do” if you want to “get back” at a person. FIrst, that makes you childish. Second, that person probably does not even care.

Really after you get a hundred or so followers, no one really cares if you lose a follower or two.

If you post shit on the internets and Faceplace and The Twitterer, be happy when people “steal” your idea and share it. That is the point. Don’t share and actually do something with that idea if you think it’s that awesome.

Grown ups acting like elementary churrins, over some damn social media. This is fun time. Be happy.

Twitter is for eccentric, crazy, share your mind people. The best thing for sports, in the America, is Twitter. Sports writers and beat writers are on the Twitter and they tweet alot and it is awesome. The most up-to-date information is on Twitter, you just need to follow the guys who cover your teams and sports.

If you love college football go follow @inthebleachers. An old teammate of mine at UNC. He tweets alot of stuff, from his love of UGGZ to his hatred/fear of birds. He live tweets TV shows which is great if you don’t have cable. You want in depth, great football knowledge. Check him out. You will learn how to talk football, like a coach, using real life football terms. It’s good stuff.

Beards love sports. Beards love to love things that you can love.

The magical wolf shirt is so much more magicaler with a beard. Really, the magic is even more magic than magic mike had in that there stripping movie, where he was magical.


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