Reblogged from Beardivism.com:
If a small child asks “Father, where do babies come from?” he responds “When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, the follicles of the Great Beard germinate a new whisker, and when this whisker sprouts, a baby is born. Thus growing from the same face, are we all connected and equal...except for the lower-neck whiskers; they’re usually an accident.” If the child associates with this caste, consider homeschooling.
Sex education.
He sure does. Plus I am mean.
That might be the reason. Jason sure does have alot to do. Edit you, write for you and all those tests and shit to grade.
Both Jason and Rod, who edit me are teachers.
Why the hell do I think you’re a teacher? I don’t know why. Must have deciphered one of your awesome stories that way.
You got it!
Dream killer!!
I am not teacher.
Haha. Home schooling from a teacher? Blasphemy!
Sounds like homeschooling is the key.
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