The Good Sir Beardivism Explains the Birds and the Bees

Posted: February 25, 2013 in Humor, Life, Wisdom
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paulheels:

Sex education.

Originally posted on Beardivism.com:

If a small child asks “Father, where do babies come from?” he responds “When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, the follicles of the Great Beard germinate a new whisker, and when this whisker sprouts, a baby is born.  Thus growing from the same face, are we all connected and equal…except for the lower-neck whiskers; they’re usually an accident.”  If the child associates with this caste, consider homeschooling.

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  1. rebecca2000 says:

    He sure does. Plus I am mean.

  2. paulheels says:

    That might be the reason. Jason sure does have alot to do. Edit you, write for you and all those tests and shit to grade.

  3. rebecca2000 says:

    Both Jason and Rod, who edit me are teachers.

  4. paulheels says:

    Why the hell do I think you’re a teacher? I don’t know why. Must have deciphered one of your awesome stories that way.

  5. paulheels says:

    Haha. Home schooling from a teacher? Blasphemy!

  6. rebecca2000 says:

    Sounds like homeschooling is the key.

  7. We thank you for helping to spread the word! No shave never, good sir!

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