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“Believing what others believe, not being a true believer, de-values your beliefs as a true believer of beliefs.”

No SHave Never.

So I decided to change the name of “Beards Wisdom with Words”. I did not enjoy typing that shittyness. Never fear. I found something else to replace those words with.

I will continue the sequential order of succession in sequence of the numbers corresponding to the number of wisdomisms I have produced without going back and changing the name of posts before the inception of the new title.

That would be an ass full-a nines!

So as not to allow anyone to become confused with the origins of these passages; I think of, type and never proofread these tidbits of bullshit before posting, not never. They are completely original to the thoughts of myself.

Any attempt to copy/use the shit I say will be promptly dealt with by the force of dire consequences.

Anywho, here is the first Beard Verbosity.

“It’s never a good idea to eat asparagus, then pee in the shower.”

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