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It’s the first Saturday with no college football in months. Lost. That’s the first word that comes to mind. You’re gonna have that feeling of uneasiness and that you are forgetting something important. Anxiety will pounce on you like hawk swooping down to grab a mouse. Small increments of anger will fill the voids between depression and happiness. You will turn on the TV and have nothing to watch. That’s when you look out side and realize, five months of chores have now piled up. Reality sets back in. Now you actually hear your wife’s demands, before they were just mumbles and gargles. Football is over, well. The regular season.

Football makes us happy. Football on Saturdays is what boys dream about playing in high school and what grown me dream about watching Sunday and Friday nights. And if you don’t like college football, please, at the least like bacon.

Today we all lose a little happiness. Happiness we store in a different place until football returns. Happiness that we only use for football. To fill this void, we must fill it with a wife’s demand. This gives us the freedom to be football focused, again next year. Take a few hours of mourning. Then, set aside your feelings, store them away, and ask your wife how you may help her today. Earn your privilege to do nothing but football on Saturdays in 2013. But you gotta start now.

And start growing a beard. Your life will forever be changed. Football will be better, food will taste better, beer will taste better, bacon is always awesome, and you can be awesome.

Great football beard from a while ago.


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