Eventful events are usually comprised of awesomeness. Well, Breaking Bad ended. Which is not awesome, but it ended awesomely.
I know with all my heart that Walter White was faking dead. He escaped to Alaska and is working on a crab fishing boat. Hardcore sum bitch he is.
The best thing about the ending to Breaking Bad was that Walt and Jesse both had amazing beards. The power of beards are evidently evident with the 10 plus million viewers that were there to see the beards of greatness.
This ain’t worth shit right now though. I already wrote this post once and it was damn amazing. But WordPress decided to change their App and it is dumb, so I erased it, by accident. Bare with me.
On to more interesting things that might interest ya’ll. Walmart. The place that has its own breed of folk. The place which is the butt of a many joke. Walmart, where halloween is damn near everyday.
Walmart, the place Americans love to hate, hate to not go there to love the low prices and one-stop-shopping.
Momma was in town this past weekend. I had to work Saturday. Her and Baby Gurr went to run some errands. Instead of using sane common sense, momma decided to be efficient, and go to Walmart, for a one-stop-shop.
She was able to get into one of the two lines open. The lady in front of her had a buggy full of party supplies; juice, chips, snacks, etc. The cashier asked her what she was partying for. The lady, with no hesitation replied “a vibrator party”. Yep.
So do you bring your own? Do you share? Who provides the batteries? Do you eat first or vibrate first? Is this a boy-girl party?
All valid questions.
Today was an eventful day for Baby Gurr and me. We went to Tractor Supply and got some clothes and a cow bell. The Beardess was not to excited about the John Deere long shirts we bought, or the Joh Deere hat. But it will be ok. Baby Gurr got a cow bell for the Beardess. The Beardess is not sure what the is, so what a surprise it will be!
We love the Beardess.
How much fun are we going to have? A ton I tell ya.
Until next time Bearders, No SHave Never
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