Ok ya’ll. Having a boy in the house has been all I have ever dreamed. This little guy is a farting, peeing, pooping machine! I can not wait until the fart contests begin, by that, I mean me pooting and him getting the blame. I mean, what good is a man having a baby around, if you can not blame your wind events on the baby?
Speaking of wind events fueled by human gaseous build up, forced upon the world of the breathing by shear will and force of nature. That cot damn hospital food gave me the poots bad enough, I almost had to start naming them. Kind of like how The Weather Channel now names every little natural event. “Oh my god! a cloud just produced rain over Southern Florida! We have to name it you guys, otherwise, no one will know that it happened. Oh, and send Jim Cantore down there, so we can fear monger all those folks into thinking the world is ending. READY!! break!”
Anwho. This little baby boy is amazing. He loves boobs already! What a man! Ya know what. Baby Gurr loving boobs was not so exciting. But Baby Carter being a fan of the boobs, now that is awesome. Must be a guy thing. All guys know that guy things are the best things, and those things are the things that make us guys like those things. Simple logic ya’ll.
Looka here. This little man has pee for days. I drink a gallon and a half of water a day, and I do not think I can pee this much! Diaper bill is rising with each and every blink of the eye.
We go outside and listen to the birds in the morning, while I have a cup of coffee. Won’t be but about three more years before he can drink some coffee with me outside, in the mornings. WOW!
Baby Gurr has been a super duper great big sister so far. She still can’t change a diaper though. Bum.
Stoney has been awesome too. He knows now to give kisses, but he loves to come sniff Carter.
The cats, well they don’t even give a shit. Because, cats……..
Draft Starts tomorrow. Iffin you have no idea what I am talking about, then do not worry about it unless you want to worry about it, then read my next post and get educated!
Beer ya’ll, whiskey first.
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