So yesterday I get a Facebook notification that my cousin in law, Blake, added me to a group. So I perused on over to my handy dandy Facebook app on my second to none awesome iPhone 4, and I see there is a group from Charleston, SC about beards. Oh the joy that overwhelmed me. The Holy City Beard and Mustache Society is located in Charleston, SC. I scrolled through their FB page. There are some damn nice beards on there. I think we might have to make a stop by one of their monthly meetings, if I am ever in Charleston at the right time.
Fourth Annual Southeastern Beard and Mustache Championships. I do not know how one of my supposed friends on the Charleston area never alerted me to this event. This is the fourth year, FOURTH YEAR!! For three years no one told me about this. I am ashamed for my friends. They hurt my heart y’all.
So I am marking my calendar for this event. But, there is a way more important event that weekend. It will be my fifth wedding anniversary. No way in hell I’m gonna try to swing going to that, over doing something stupidly awesome with my wife. But if we happen to be celebrating in the Holy City, it’s possible I could do a drive-by. This is do-able, because Charleston is her most favoritest place ever. But I’m not sure Charleston can support the level of awesomeness I plan on planning for the fiver. I also need to figure out my traditional and modern anniversary gifts, wood and silverware, respectively. I get oober excited about our anniversary! I always plan on planning early.
Y’all check out Holy City Beard and Mustache Society.
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