So you say you’re a fat ass and wanna lose some weight? Well I say that to myself everyday. Most beards, are in some way, shape, and form, a tad bit in many areas of their bodies somewhat over weight. Not sure why this phenomena exist in the bearded community. Look at all the beards you know or have seen, guaranteed the majority of them have a type of weight disorder. Fat stomach, fat legs, fat arms, fat chest, fat ass, big ears, chubby face, or all the above.
Nothing is wrong with that, because MOST of the time, we look big, because the beard makes us look more the bigger.
But, because we live in a world where “hot bods” get women better that awesome beards, we have to stay in shape, get in shape, and keep our damn beards trimmed. You women folk now days done gone off and ruint it.
Not only the women folk to blame though, the guys who are too pretty to beard, you guys suck. Now if you do not beard because of work, that’s cool hoss. But if you do not beard because it itches, or you think it is ugly, or any other reason than; your wife leaving you or you can not make money, you hurt the heart of all other bearders.
Anyway, back to the original reason for this hear a talking. Exercising. Damn it, I had something I thought was really pertinent and entertaining to write and now, because I got off on a tangent first thing because people are holding back the beard community, I forgot. Shit.
Exercising. Do it for your health, not your looks. Because face it people, most of ya’ll, no matter your age, are never going to look anything like the ass holes on the magazines or commercials. I know, because I am one of them. Spent four years working out like nobody’s bidness, still just looked kind like two scoops of vanilla ice cream on a sugar cone.
But your health, that is important.
Now, after trying to revive the idea that I originally had, I can not and now I have to go to work. I hope this helps someone someway in the lives someday.
Grow that beard proud my fellow men, and women if you can! All men can, you have to just be willing to be bearded.
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