Posts Tagged ‘words of wisdom’

As time has passed, the time has gone by. Baby Carter will be here no later than May 1.  Let me tell you what.  I can not wait.  I can wait for the poopy diapers, but I guess there is no logical way around that.  Unless we hire a doody diaper changer.  Do those exist? If so, how much do they cost?

We finally got almost everything somewhat situated and ready.  I procrastinated on some things, though I did not wait to late.  But there are things that needed doing, that I got done, and those things were important.

If any of ya’ll have had a baby, you know that time is a valuable resource which a monetary value can not be pinned.  I have been on a stringent sleep deprivation regimen the past three months in preparation for Baby Carter.  The result of this training has resulted in tiredness that will only be compounded upon with the arrival of the Beardlet.  This method of training, I would not recommend for anyone.

Good ideas become bad ideas when the good is negated by the bad, though the good ideas seemed good until the bad within the good became more prevalent.  See, when a good idea turns bad.  Was it a good idea to begin with? Or, did the implementation of the good idea become bad because the good idea was a bad idea from the beginning? I do not know the answer to the riddle, because no good idea is a bad idea, unless you realize the idea was bad from the start.

Anyone reading this post for the first time probably has no cot damn idea what in the hell is going on right now.  I sure as hell don’t and I am writing this as I sit here.  The great thing about my blog is that I do not pretend to know what I am doing.

I said in the last blog that I planned on blogging at least once a week.  Well, that idea is back in implementation.  I am sure there will be pictures of Baby Carter in future posts.

But the ramblings and my riddles of nonsense, will still be senseless.

Thanks ya’ll


No SHave Never.




“Believing what others believe, not being a true believer, de-values your beliefs as a true believer of beliefs.”

No SHave Never.

So I decided to change the name of “Beards Wisdom with Words”. I did not enjoy typing that shittyness. Never fear. I found something else to replace those words with.

I will continue the sequential order of succession in sequence of the numbers corresponding to the number of wisdomisms I have produced without going back and changing the name of posts before the inception of the new title.

That would be an ass full-a nines!

So as not to allow anyone to become confused with the origins of these passages; I think of, type and never proofread these tidbits of bullshit before posting, not never. They are completely original to the thoughts of myself.

Any attempt to copy/use the shit I say will be promptly dealt with by the force of dire consequences.

Anywho, here is the first Beard Verbosity.

“It’s never a good idea to eat asparagus, then pee in the shower.”

No SHave Never